Me and another girl went on a two girl out call to a hotel. This was back when I was escorting out in northern California. It was the first agency I worked for. Actually, it was the first time I worked as an escort period. We were in the room naked in bed. All three of us were together with the guy in the middle. We both took turns massaging him to get him relaxed. Then we all laid down next to each other. The other girl asked what he was into. He asks us “what’s on the menu?” Then there was a pause. All of the sudden he farted – brraappp! So I go, “that’s an extra $50.” We all started laughing. Sometimes these things just happen at the wrong times. But I don’t think he was embarrassed anymore. I mean what do you do in those awkward moments? Most people just pretend they don’t hear it. But, me, being the wise ass that I am, just went with it.
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What awkward or funny moments have you had with women?
We’ve all had those awkward moments with someone that you’re really into. Think Family Guy when Peter was the towel boy at the country club trying to get a date with Lois. Peter goes, “Hi, I’m towel, I have a Peter.”
